Have you ever wondered what Santa Claus wants for Christmas? He must want something. His red velvet jumpsuit is totally outdated and I am certain the warranty on his sleigh expired years ago. Has anyone ever seen his list? Probably not and he has probably never made one; it is the farthest thing from his mind. That is what makes Santa Claus so wonderful. He gives without receiving, expects nothing and knows everything. Hmm. How do we ever repay him?
Well, I am going to make a list for Santa and if I could afford an excursion to the North Pole to deliver the items I would. So Santa, wherever you are, thanks for all the gifts that I have received over the past three or so decades. Here are a few things I think you need.
1. A new hairdo - With the right cut you could look like Robert Redford.
2. A new outfit - Red pants are out-of-style.
3. A new ride - It's got to be cold out there, don't you think? How about a new copper red Mazda CX-7: safety, quality and affordable all wrapped up with a bow. Heated seats can warm your tush and the hatchback is big enough to stow all the toys. There is even room for a few reindeer; they can accompany you on your trip.
4. A little help - Santa, you are only one person and I think it's time we all pitch in and help with the gift giving. So, in honor of you, let's all give a gift to someone we don't know.
What's that Santa? Speak up.
Oh, yeah. I didn't think about that. If you don't have your sleigh to land on the roof top how would you get inside to deliver the presents. Well, I guess the car is out. Just leave the keys with me. And, since you are out in the cold weather you should wear your red velvet pants; they will keep you warm. The boots can go, though. You know....Santa, crocs are very popular this year; they also come with an insulated interior.
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